For Fuck's Sake (single)

by Skaposting

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This song was inspired by a few tales I've heard from friends down the pub. The second verse in particular comes from one guy who lived in particularly "rowdy" university accommodation.

lyrics

Lyrics:

I'm sure you've heard this before
When your flatmate walks in through the door
But the boyfriend or girlfriend is with them too,
And they lock themselves inside a room and
All. You. Hear. Is. Thum-ping. And. Some. Screams.
'Cause. The. Girl. In-volved. Has. Gone. And. Creamed.

Sex is a normal thing to do but I was trying to work.
But now I’ve popped a boner and I really need to jerk.
And that’s sodding weird, right, I’m sick right down to my belly.
But I’ve been single for months now and I am fucking jelly.

It’s been a couple of months, now, and I’ve heard not a peep.
But then I got woken up, while I was half-asleep.
It was my other flatmate, and he had just seen a band.
And he woke me up with his “one-night stand”.
He. Came. Home. With. Some. Blond-Haired. Young. Lass.
She. Said. To. Him. “Shag. Me. In. The. Ass.”

That was sodding nasty, I didn’t need to hear that.
I don’t want to imagine his penis going where she shat.
I hope he used a condom if he had anal that night.
Because if you don’t, well, you’ll get a UTI.

It’s not that I’m repressed, or that I’m some kind of prude,
I just find it kinda weird that my mates are in the nude.
They start shagging when I’m watching Eastenders,
And all I can do is wear ear defenders.

So, I moved away, to an apartment block.
Living on my own has been a bit of a culture shock.
It seemed nice and quiet, and the rent was fairly cheap.
And I thought to myself "at last I can get some sleep”.
Then. I. Heard. My. Neigh-bour. Shout-ing. “MORE!”
Turns. Out. They. Film. Dun-geon. Porn. Next-door.

No wonder the rent’s so low, with all that bloody racket.
Every bottom my neighbour sees, she walks around to smack it.
I don’t know what a “bukkake” is, or how to spell “BDSM”.
But I guess I’ll never complain about my flatmates ever again.

credits

released December 31, 2017
Jack Coles: Vocals, drums, guitars.
TMc: Trombone.
First Avenue Studios, Newcastle: Recording.
Will Zakk: Mastering.

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Skaposting Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK

Skaposting is an ungodly combination between one guy's love for ska-punk and most of his previous stand-up routines.

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